morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via foreverinutil)

chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

(via iamcinnamonbun)

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